Hey. Hey. You - what?

Like hell I'm going through with that! You're delusional, mun. And crazy. Freaking insane.

I am not jealous. At all. Why would I be? I don't know the guy - I don't know the guy, I don't give a damn what you say - and even if I did, I have Sasuke.

Yeah, remember him? The guy who asked me to Homecoming? GODDAMN MUN, I DON'T CARE IF JACEN DID AS WELL, THAT IS NOT THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE HERE YOU IDIOT.

I'm not jealous. I'm not.

-Karin

Mun,

I dunno what the hell's so funny but really I am not amused.

There is a great deal of other work to be done. Luke and Mara need a great deal of help, for one thing; for another, Palpatine is still on the loose, heaven only knows what kind of state the jail is in, Fakir's in a terrible state, I still owe Sarah a new couch, one of the other police officers scalped a prisoner... do I need to keep going with this list?

Now.

Put the mistletoe down.

Eh-hem. [bows quickly] Please excuse me if this comes across as scolding, all-powerful Mun, but. You know, it just might be a good idea to decide what point in canon you wanna play me from before you start, well. Playing me. It's—aha, it's kinda important.

I know you love all of this stuff in recent chapters, [cough] sadist [cough], but uh...Can I just put in a vote for choosing a time when I'm not beaten down, basically numb from despair, and watching everyone I care about fight and die for me and my stupid mistakes?...If my opinion means anything to you. I'd rather be the kickass, party-happy me from before all this shit happened, thanks. Ah, pardon my language.

Not to mention you don't actually know how this all ends yet—not very good planning, Mun...I know, I know, I'm one to talk, heh.

Miss Mun lady, I wish you'd stop worrying so much and let me keep playing like I always have! We've been friends for almost two years, right? I don't think whatever "BBS" is is gonna change that, even if you said it might change me a little bit.

Oh, and can I have some taffy and a new ball and a new fishing pole for Christmas? And can I help you with your "canon reviews?" Pirates shoot canons, so I gotta shoot canons, too!

Now that I've left that hotel and am now in a place that I can freely speak my mind to you without any real (meaningful or roleplay based) interventions I have to ask you this.

What in the blue blazes of Bahamut was up with that roleplay? The moderation was shoddy, the entire overseeing was crass and was there really two entire months we were without modship? I really do believe that, however obvious it was to me and to you (don't deny it or decide to play dumb, we both know we knew) it would have been nice to actually have the issue brought to attention immediatley, rather than the co-mod sitting on their hands and then deciding they were ShinRa incarnate- really, what a nerve, what a laughable nerve.

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-Tseng

Great job mun, I knew you could do it! Now let's cross our fingers and sit tight.

Happy birthday, mun-chan!

The other muses don't like you so much, so I came to congratulate you!

Actually, I think I hear Yuui-san muttering something about knowing your name and birthday, now, and giving it to Yuuko-san to do something horrible...

What could that mean I wonder, I wonder!

I hope you have a nice day!

-- Ryuugu Rena

Oh, yeah. Really clever username, mun.

I’m totally laughing my ass off over here.

Except for the part where I’m, y’know. Not. ‘Cause it’s not funny.

No love,
Joker.

p.s.- I see those icon keywords. You’re a real bitch, you know that?

No ... no ...!

[FALLS TO HIS KNEES AND RAISES HIS ARMS IN SUPPLICATION A LA THE SHAWSHANK FUCKING REDEMPTION]

NO!

And you. You. Wipe that bloody smile off of your face.

Dear Mun,

Unlike some people, you have been expecting this for months. You knew it was coming. Really. You dragged me out of the City, just as you had planned. Not that I minded going home for a short update, but I really wish you would stop complaining about having to bring me back.

Complaining of how difficult it's going to be for you.

Personally why should I care about what you think? Dropping all of that on me without a single warning was almost as cruel as the event itself. It isn't like you listen to me anyway. I can't change the past, I can only change the future. Dragging me away from my goals before I can reach them, it isn't really a way to endear you to me. That you complain about it at all, shouldn't that be a sign to just leave me where I am and not put me back in there.

I have my goals to achieve after all.

I don't really care what you think about them.

And I really wish you would find a way to shut up that guy in the corner. Glaring at me and calling me a 'Hypocritical Bastard' beneath his breath, it's annoying. Our situations were not in the least similar, he's doing a poor job of keeping his opinions to himself. To think that we once actually got along...

At least I will get to see Ichiru again.

~Zero

Wh-WHY?! Why did you stick me in some world without Master or Vajra? O-Or a place with so many CHILDREN, anyways? They're all crying and scared and lost and I don't know how to deal with that. I just fight Witches and Kishin Eggs, I can't babysit.

Augh, why doesn't anyone understand me? Don't call me an emo kid. I...don't know what that is. But I know an insult when I hear one! I hear them a lot.

If there are Witches or Kishin Eggs, then let me at them. That's all I'm good for. I can't take care of kids. They usually freak out when they see me, anyways. Let me go back home. At least there, I can be alone.

--Asura of Death's Eight Warriors

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Dear Mun,

You seem to have forgotten what a Persona is supposed to be used for. Allow me to give you a hint:

Not snowball fights.

Also, I don't care if you're joking, stop saying I have a "harem". Two of those women want to kill me, and another one of them is 9 years old. They're merely acquaintences with whom I have a plutonic relationship with. That's it.

Sincerly,
Kei Nanjou

P.S. Please stop telling your friends, "My character is in a snowball fight with Adiane the Elegant". It's not something to brag about. And I will never understand your nearly religious obsession over her show.

P.P.S. I also haven't forgiven you for making me grin like an idiot while taking part in that childish snowball fight. I am not Masao or Hidehiko. Remember that.

Mun chan!!

Misa-Misa doesn't like this!! Misa doesn't want everyone to see Misa's dreams! Misa's dreams of Light-kun are private~ ♥

Eh? Light-kun is not there?! No fair! Misa wants her date!

I wish you would find something better to do.

That other dragon is old, and cannot even get out of a cave without assistance.

But I... I don't wanna go wit joo.

I want Sis!

Sis... is gone and... I have to find her!

I can't go! Sis is coming back! She has to be! She... wouldn't leave me... by myself...

I have ta keep trying! I have ta keep looking for her!

Dear Mun,

FUCK YEAH, AIR FORCE!

I know, delayed reaction, I was in shock for the past few weeks. I mean seriously, you? Military?

...Whadaya mean you're not gonna be a pilot?! What's the point of joining the air force if y'ain't gonna be a pilot?! So you'd have to go through a few days of prisoner of war training, that ain't NOTHIN' to be able to experience the high of FLYING.

Tch, and here for a brief moment I thought you were tough.

It's funny how it works, isn't it, mun? There's good in everyone. We're all lost, and we all need finding. And when you see that... well, it can be the best way to soothe anger.

... That look you're giving me.

I would like to see everyone again, but not in that environment. They have enough to deal with as it is. Adding onto it would be the last thing I want for them.

Thank you for the change in icons though. It's appreciated-

...

What do you mean those keywords were meant for- [sigh] No wonder you insisted on using this icon.